Gender: Male
Quote: "I do not care for people who look like things that aren't people."
Relationship: Single
Orientation: Straight
Children: Maybe Someday
Body Type: Athletic
Height: 5'7"
Ethnicity: Undead
About Me: I am funny. I am a smart****. I am Spartacus. My glass is ALWAYS half-full. I love to go out and be social. I also love to watch a lot of TV and movies, good and bad (that's my passion, after all). I enjoy performing (especially improv, and I'm damn good at it). I also enjoy good music, and good entertaining radio. I am a big kid at heart. I'm intelligent, but I really enjoy some good toilet humor now and then too. I am not a fan of ridiculous political correctness but respect those who are. I love tacky trinkets with Jesus on them (especially if they light up). I love, um, little people. I love seeing a little kid curse (there's nothing funnier).
Music: Foo Fighters
Green Day
Fall Out Boy
Keane
The New Radicals
Jamie Cullum
Fountains of Wayne
Mika
Ben Folds Five
Muse
John Mayer
Kanye West
George Michael (just his album Listen Without Prejudice Vol. 1)
Moby
Dewey Cox
Movies: Go, That Thing You Do!, American Beauty, Pulp Fiction, Home Alone (yes, I said Home Alone), Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Mission Impossible, The Bourne Identity, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Jerry Maguire, Almost Famous, Anchorman (2nd FUNNIEST movie EVER), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Science of Sleep, American Beauty, Coyote Ugly (FUNNIEST movie EVER), Knocked Up, Superbad, Hairspray (the musical version), Juno
TV: ANYTHING ON MY TIVO (Best Invention EVER!) and anything on my iPhone (2nd Best Invention EVER!)... Saturday Night Live, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, 30 Rock, Alias (R.I.P.), Daily Show, Arrested Development, The Office (both the BBC and NBC versions), How I Met Your Mother, The New Adventures of Old Christine, Boston Legal (Spader and Shatner are the best comedy team on TV right now), Letterman, Conan, Kimmel, Kids in the Hall, Desperate Housewives, Lost, Grey's Anatomy, Larry Sanders, It's Garry Shandling's Show, the original Battle of the Network Stars, **** Van ****, Mary Tyler Moore, Three's Company (an all time favorite, especially the Terri years), The Simpsons, Ugly Betty, Family Guy, Gilmore Girls, Friends, Seinfeld, Cheers (the later seasons when the show was actually funny), The West Wing (the earlier seasons when the show was actually good), Will and Grace, Private Practice, Chuck, Reaper, Eli Stone
Books: Excuse Me Your Life is Waiting by Lynn Grabhorn (eye-opening), Think and Grow Rich by Napoleon Hill... other than that, I go for the non-boring books turned into non-boring movies so I don't have to read them (I have a short attention span when it comes to reading books).
Likes: Guys still rockin' a moustache and Guys and Gals still rockin' mullets in the 21st century with no sense of irony... Kenny Rogers [to discuss a) his Roasters; b) recording "Islands in the Stream" with Dolly Parton; and c) if he really does know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, know when to run]...That guy from PBS that paints the "Happy Trees"... The crazy Bible-thumper from "Trading Spouses" whose eyes look like they're gonna pop out of her head. She's beyond awesome.
Hobbies: Improvisational Comedy, watching TV, watching movies, computers (I was a PC, now I'm a Mac), gadgets, the beach, great conversation.
Heroes: People that take responsibility for their own lives at all times. Them, and Gary Coleman... bitter as he is, you still wanna pinch his cheeks.
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