Fence with barbed wire constructed on boat dock to prevent tresspassers and thieves! LMAO

Hey, I just lost my job!  I'm now an unemployed geologist.  Geologists are in high demand, unless you can't do field work.  Due to medical problems, I'm no longer qualified to find a position in my field at my level.  Sucks for me, but maybe the universe is trying to get me to go a different direction with my life.  Got any ideas?  Thanks in advance...have a great day!